Random Image In 2009, an over-educated team of auto enthusiasts was sent to traffic school by the fuzz for an illegal U-turn they didn’t commit. These fools promptly escaped from a badly lit classroom to the Los Angeles suburbs. Today, still wanted by the DMV, they survive on Zankou Chicken and cold beer.

If you have a problem, if no one else gives a shit, and if you can get them to stop eating, maybe you can hire:

The B-Team
Soldiers of misfortune

Starring:

Mr W as B.D. (Bad Driver) Baracus
Mr L as B.B. (Bad Breath) Baracus
Ms D as B.C. (Bad Canuck) Baracus
Mr M as B.M. (Bad Mechanic) Baracus
Mr K as B.K. (Bad Karma) Baracus
Mr P as B.P. (Bad Painter) Baracus

...and featuring:

Dr L as Token Asian Chick and Team Rocket Scientist